sgtdub

18 July 2006, I'm gonna need help with the jokes, so let's go to an oldie but a goodie, a guy walked in today and told me he met a man with a wooden leg named Smith, I asked "What's the name of his other leg?" Of course, I borrowed that from Mary Poppins, a Walt Disney Production. (This way i shouldn't get into any trouble)
Now for today's event. Just less than an hour ago I sent out an email to a friend back home. I explained that things here were going pretty good. I even went so far as to say that the temperature here is at a high of 93 but feels like 88-89 because of the low humidity. I mentioned I have my cable t.v., microwave, internet, and today I signed for a frig. Now, without boasting what-so-ever, I said, I really have nothing to complain about. I said I wasn't boasting. Oh, but somewhere, someone thought that. Since I didn't smell my best after going to the gym earlier, I thought it's time for a nice hot shower. WRONG!!! The hot water was out. So, without screaming for mercy, I take that cold shower. Now, I have been called Chewbaca before because of my very cuddly bear like fur. So I leave the shower just a little cold, and enter my room. Like I said before, nothing to complain about, because my room is set for 19 degrees Celcius, which is to folks back home 68 degrees F. And since my room is only 7 x 9, it stays that temperature. So, now i'm entering my room, a little cold, and all I can say is brrrrrrrrrrr.
Well, that's all for now, have a good day and stay safe.