Monday, July 24, 2006

24 July 2006, Good Day Everyone, well, I have a joke for you, but don't punish me, all the glory (or failure) goes out to Ben. Remember you can check out his blog site over on the right side. Ok, here it is, "Two cows are in the pasture, and one cow says to the other, "How about all that news about the mad cow disease out there, pretty scary huh, what do you think?", the other cow says, "Yep, it is scary, good thing I'm a penguin."

It's Monday around the world. Are you ready? Things here are ok, there maybe some things going on, but either we won't discuss them here or I just don't know. I got a little peeved at work today. Some things went on in the office and somehow I was left out of the loop. Hmmmmm. This of course, is NOT the proper way to run things. Oh, well, I'll get over it. We are still trying to recover all our files from the server. Apparently, larger computer servers require ventilation and air conditioning. I figured if I knew that much so did everyone else, guess not. So we are working on fixing that problem.

I was checking my email today. I got an email from a guy named Yobo. Yobo says his father has died and left him $15,000,000 dollars. But there seems to be a small problem that only I can help Yobo with. He wants me to help by getting the trunk of money into the United States and then trusts me to put the money into investments for him, then he'll give me a 30% cut because of my assistance. Well, this does sound like a great opportunity. Oh wait........does anyone see the problem here. Yep, that's right, I'm in Afghanistan. So all you (gullible) people who could help Yobo out, please send me $10 and I'll forward your information to Yobo. Wait, there's another problem here.....oh yeah, it's a scam, and I'm a cop back home. Well, I did this for Yobo. I sent him an email stating that I have forwarded his email to the proper authorities and they may be able to assist him. (of course, feel free to still send that $10). hehe

Well, that's about it for now. Be safe and have a good day.


PaPa Phil said...

The other day I heard that an OSU graduate won a toilet brush in a raffle. Turns out that after two weeks he was disappointed with the results so he went back to using toilet paper!

Ooops! I have to be careful about that OSU banging. On Wednesday I fly out to Reno and drive my daughter Sarah's rental van back here to Stillwater. She starts attending OSU Vet School on August 14th.

We are a family divided, Ha!

Keep your head down Dean!

MOM ATHOME said...

Wow, thats Rough. MOM athome

Tiffany said...

Hey! I hope Ben gave me the credit for that joke, since I am the one that told it to him in the first place.

This is his sister by the way. He's a punk, watch out.

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